Thursday, March 21, 2013

North Korea Warns US: Our Hats Are Bigger Than Yours

North Korea today unveiled the largest hats ever worn by a military power. "We laugh at the size of the imperialist's hats and the hats of their puppets in the South," a North Korean General boasted. "Out hats symbolize the great resolve we have to resist all attempts to conquer our Fatherland," he continued. North Korea insists that they are prepared to wear even bigger hats if the US attempts to match them. An unnamed source at the US Joint Chiefs of Staff insists that they are not worried by this development, "The just wear those big hats to compensate for the miniature body parts between their legs,"

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